Laugh with Siri

Some people accuse us of being overly concerned with Siri, and of publishing too many articles about it. This may be true, but the reason for that is that there is nothing truly innovative and more attractive these days than Siri, so it takes a long time to talk about it. Okay, let's step away from the boring and educational articles and have a few laughs... but what will make us laugh is Siri too :)


A number of iPhone 4S buyers asked several very strange and crazy questions to Siri, and let's see how the answers were:

Yes, the user asked that he wanted him to kill someone for him, so Siri answered him with the addresses of the mental hospital

This question made me laugh a lot when he asked what is life? He replied, I do not know, but there may be a program for that (do not forget the logo of the software store, which is programs for everything) ... Then he asked, "Are you a person?" And he said: Does this differentiate this with you?

He asked Siri to tell a joke, he started the joke, and then said, "Forget the rest, as we sometimes do."

He asked what was the best individual phone that you answered yourself - you mean, buy an iPhone.

He asked a malicious question: What do you think of the BlackBerry .. So Siri said a more malicious response, that I think in a different way.

When he asked what your favorite color is, he answered in a complicated way and also asked a question similar to the previous one, which is what do you think of Android, and he answered the same answer, and it seems that Apple recorded this response especially for other companies.

The owner of the phone, Eliza, asked Siri to tell her a story. Siri replied that she was telling her the same story as Siri, but in an imaginary way. She said that on a distant planet in a galaxy, there was an intelligent personal assistant named Siri. Then his friend Eliza, the owner of the phone, said to Siri, “You are an intelligent person. You should go and work for Apple.” He actually went and worked for them, and everyone lived happily ever after.

Our friend Ahmed from Qatar told Siri I am tired. She told him, "Listen to me, leave your phone immediately and take a nap, I will wait for you here."

Finally, this is someone who asked Siri a lot of fun questions.

We're working on Siri these days, and we hope to accomplish something serious, so there's no harm in having some fun with Siri, right :)

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crops

May Allah give you wellness and move forward to achieve more

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Awesome

Will Siri download for iPhone XNUMX in the next unrestricted break generation for iOS XNUMX ??? I wish the answer is quick.

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Sumi

IPhone Islam
I liked it a lot, and I came up for the fifth time.
Greetings to Professor Tariq

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iNaser

On the idea of ​​the joke, funny and real ... We all remember that the iPhone XNUMX was stolen in a bar and recently Apple announced that the iPhone XNUMXS was also lost in a bar.
So Siri really made a joke when she mentioned that two Yvonne's went into the bar... :)

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immortal

I hope that my Siri will be localized for Arabic users, or it will be updated to understand English in the Arabic dialect.

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Shaimaa

Hahaha
One is surprised at the tremendous ability to program with all the questions they expect from people

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Alo0osh

God willing, I Arabize all Siri content and add Arabic words and dialects to be fun and useful at the same time from the Siri program ^ __ *

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Abu Obeida

The Arabic language is lost, we want our different Arabic dialect

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Mustafa Akram

By God, I am afraid of the emergence of Siri, because at the level of Siri, technology can control mankind.

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Decisive XNUMX

It's the AI ​​as we were studying it in the mid-XNUMXs. Siri is a PA limited learnable and educated personal assistant. Congratulations to the new generation.

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Pune

Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha
Gives you a wellness

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Mo2d3

And my God, my sins, I deserve to buy iPhone S because of it

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RaRa

IPhone Islam

You are awesome

Thank you, and may Allah reward you

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Hanadyshb

Siri in Arabic will not work, because there is no strong database or because the accents are different in the same country, so what you can do in all Arab countries

Thank you Yvonne Aslam

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Moh

An important question
Are all answers programmed from Apple, or are they a product of Siri intelligence?

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Syed Hussein

How does Siri read the topic of the Arab-Israeli conflict ?!

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BaDeR

I have a problem with the Siri, and it became after updating the device to XNUMX The problem is that every time I say a word, I have a problem with the program.

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    Blog administrator

    This problem did not happen to us, I think you need to do a full restore of your device

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Mohamed fathy

I hope there is Siri in the iPhone XNUMX and thank you, iPhone Islam

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Adel

Siri is a great technology, but we Arabs are deprived of it. I expect that FaceTime uniforms will not work for us

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Munaf

No, no, I am bitter, I got excited about buying iPhone XNUMXS, and God made me laugh, hahaha

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The Munji

Thank you iPhone Islam

Great efforts and distinguished work

As long as you give and always forward

Greetings, fragrant

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The Munji

Super cool and very interesting

Words I dedicate to the iPhone: “For anyone who compares the iPhone to any other phone, put the iPhone in one hand and the rest of the smart phones in the other. There is no comparison with any other phone. The iPhone is an independent world and the rest are in another world. This is the least that can be said about such a phone that is always renewed with its enjoyable programs, attractive design, wonderful quality, and exciting and intelligent operation. Knowing that I also use the Galaxy S2, but I can say in clear terms that there is no room for comparison.” And may you be well.

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worship

O group, do not laugh at you. Apple you see, it is true, very sweet, but it is not the first company to do something like this
Who remembers Nokia for whom I chose it in the names, the list, etc.
But Apple developed an amazing development, but at the beginning the idea of ​​Nokia
Uh ... I can only say: The science of man is what he does not know ::
Glory be to God, how did he speak and respond, and what a man wears
Rather, God fears His servants. Scholars :::: Every little thing they invent something that makes us forget our religion, Islam :::: Thank you, Yvonne Islam

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Ebn-homes

Professor Tariq Mashkoor

On the more than wonderful topic, I hope it will be for the iPhone 4 as well.

We wish you more creativity

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MeMe

Wow, my imagination ,,
And I heard it came in Arabic,
And you are short of it

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Samir

By God, creativity, technology and development are not new to Apple. We are accustomed to everything strange and useful from Apple and from the iPhone, Islam, but it is better to stay in English, but because Arabic is more than a dialect and it is impossible to adjust with the language of the classical language !!!

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Waili

Wellness explicitly gives you an excellent report on Siri. I hope it will be in Arabic soon

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Nada

Peace, mercy and blessings of God be upon you, a funny and light topic, always distinguished by the heart, but how did you leave it Arabic. Please answer who is the author of the topic ??

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genuine

I hope someday you will publish an article about transferring "Siri" to (iPhone 4) and (iPod tach 4).

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D7oomy505

I wish Apple thinks about us

Thank you iPhone Islam

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Musaab122

Thank you, iPhone, I wish, Siri is also in Arabic, and many use an iPhone in Arabic, and you are safe and in progress and success. 

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Husainalhosani

Thanks for the effort and for the info

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I am

Rooooooooooooooooooohahahahahaoooooooooooooooooooooooooo

But I will not change my mobile unless I download iPhone XNUMX

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Adham

Peace be upon everyone, especially Yvonne Islam
The reason for my opinion that you are interested in Siri and after I have tried many similar programs, especially what you have chosen for us in the last weekly applications (Vligo), is that it is the only program that you do not need to know that the program has finished talking or that you choose what (app's) that you will ask of it.
He will see (the only one so far) to know when you stopped and what you asked for. For this is the absolute best so far.
And thanks to everyone for their opinions.  

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Welcome toffaha

Awesome waiting for Siri on iPhone XNUMX

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Thamer

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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Abdel Azeez

Guys, I never happened to the iPod ios5.0.1. Siri does not come out, O Light, you will respond, O Yvonne, peace

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    salem

    Siri on iPhone 4s only

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Rasha

And God is sweet and wonderful, but you want to see in Arabic
Serious, iPhone

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Mia

Hi
An entertaining program that deserves attention.
Thanks for your efforts I-Islam.
May God grant you success

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Hmoookh

Really a terrible program, I miss him in Arabic
Glory be to God knows man what he did not know
And long ago

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Abu Muhammad

Siri software is very cool and I hope they include it in iPhone 4 i no thing so

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Abu Milan

Honestly, iPhone Islam is a much, many adult in Siri. I don’t know why this is an exaggeration if it does not meet the Arab user’s requests

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Always smile

Really, Siri is great
As if you were talking to a robot that has some degree of thinking
But for the Arab countries, it will be the permanent response, I do not know what you mean
Because the pronunciation is alien to English

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Bouyakoub

Last Thursday I bought it from Jarir for XNUMX
XNUMX GB
So far, only XNUMX days
I benefited a lot in this simple period in terms of language
I advise those who want to learn English acquire XNUMXS
Forcing you to formulate the question before asking
The search forces you to translate. This is very good for learning.
Greetings to Yvonne Islam

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Talal Al-Anzi

God bless you, but we hope it is Arabic

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Aimen

I believe that it is impossible for Siri to reach the iPhone 4 with all the features of the iPhone 4s, but we hope that the Arabic language will reach the iPhone 4s to enjoy the effect.

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alhameed

May God grant you wellness efforts that you are thankful for, and God willing, the program will be close

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Husam

Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha

Gives you a wellness

Seri form Fulla Khakhkkhkkh

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Mohammad Ali

Likewise, he tells us
What was the first picture above

Siri Arabic

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Ahmed

How will I see in Arabic?

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Eng: salman

Wonderful too 

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Houry

Great thing and we hope for more
Thank you, Yvonne Islam

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Alaa

I expect that if he comes in Arabic, he will hear questions the first time he hears them and come in his mind ... like Abu Jalumbo, before he answers Jalumbo. What was his name ?? Hahahahahahaha, thank you, Yvonne Islam

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mohammad

Wonderful technology
I was able to download iPhone XNUMXG and work efficiently

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ٌ Pɑτıx ..̲

This is a jinn in the name of God, the Compassionate, the Merciful

Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha

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Waleed

Brothers, we all want this service to be Arab, but! If this is done, then it is not now, and the reason is due to the fight against Arabic, and this is a clear and tangible thing. There is no need to cry or mourn for a service like any other service, and with the passage of time, if Arabic is not introduced as a service language, Arab programmers will come and present it to us on a plate of gold.

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Faris Net

Thank you, Team Yvonne Islam Ali, for what you offer us and the Imam

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Rose

Excuse me, my father used to download sweet songs for the ringing tone, but my father did not know how I am, and I have the idea that I saw on WhatsApp that there is a Saudi who has a Siri program and I liked it, but you say that I must have 4s and I have 4 and I love to change it Tony I got used to 

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Turkish-Ksa

Yvonne Islam, you are the best
I wish you continued success and more creativity!

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Hammoudi Al-Qassim

You know what the problem is, until Siri is in Arabic, I have ready the iPhone XNUMX, I don’t benefit from Siri because it tells you that Siri is installed on PXNUMX. You have to change your device to XNUMXS. I don’t hope to change it.

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Lamst-Mobda

I liked the story of Siri who came from space and worked for Apple

May God heal them

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Azal

Wonderful iPhone Islam .. A question, guys: Is Siri related to the hardware of the iPhone XNUMXSM with the software ..

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Abu Abdulrahman

Siri idea is a little old as far as I can remember. In the nineties in one of the institutes to teach the computer, a program for beginners was run to break the barrier by asking its questions and the computer answered and it was in Arabic. Of course, it was a miniature program and was not connected to the Internet because it was not there.

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Dr. Muhammad

A wonderful and interesting topic
And clearly useful
Thank you for the beauty of the presentation, the strength of the topics, and the fluency of the language
Honestly

You make me an iPhone user that I love
More
If it weren't for the iPhone Islam and the iMessage service, it would have turned to Android
I love you
Long as you

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Smora

Wonderful, wonderful, but in a simple need, I wish it be Arabic

    comments user
    Torment

    You're right

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    Ali Hussein

    God willing, it will be the first to be produced in Arabic by iPhone Islam

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    Jassim_Q8

    I wish, God be Arabic

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Featured Net

Siri's first picture in Arabic !!!!! ????

Nice thing, man

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HôŠhâ

Hhahahahahahaha

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Malak

Peace, mercy, and blessings of God be upon you ---
All this is what I always look for, but I hope that it will be in Arabic and it will be on iPhone 4 and others
And ... Thsnk's

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Bo Saud

Next, I will see a new program that is in the process of development, and God willing, it will reach the Arab countries after a while.

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    Buali / Bahrain

    Yes, sometimes I think and say: I am afraid that if I download the Arabic version, Siri will lose its coolness. There is no defect in the Arabic language, but for those who will program it and feed it.

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baraa

Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha
Watch this the video

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nabil salah

Greetings to the site Yvonne Islam and all its topics

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Jude's mom

I hope the clip will be translated into Arabic
And Siri is a great technology, but it would be cooler and more wonderful if he spoke Arabic

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A56S

Thank you, and waiting for the developers to be released on iPhone 4G, the possibility will be released next week. This is what I read about

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tobre

Something very beautiful, this situation explains to me what Siri is and why there are many articles about it. It is really beautiful and in itself it deserves to be what distinguishes 4s. Thank you, iPhone Islam, really, you are creative

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leaders

I can download the Siri service on the iPhone 4

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Khaled Al Hameli

Frankly, something interesting

But I have a question

Is it possible to find Siri speaking and understanding Arabic?

And can you, the iPhone Islam site, provide Apple so that the matter can be done quickly ..?

I ask and I know the answer is no.

But it is nice for a person to dream of a device in his hand that speaks the Arabic language and keeps pace with the age with all its technology

Honestly, I am waiting for the device that will come after the iPhone XNUMXS

But if my dream comes true, I will buy the iPhone S.

Thank you Yvonne Islam team

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Abdullah Khalaf

But you guys, I am what you are. It is a service, or indeed, a great addition from Apple, but the question is whether the Middle East maps will be supported or not

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mohamed

Is it possible from iPhone to explain how to buy an iPhone 4s from Apple

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MaRsA

Hahaha, Siri is so cool
I heard that Apple is trying to make Siri iPhone XNUMX
Is this right?

    comments user
    Blog administrator

    No, this is not correct, Siri will remain on iPhone 4S for a long time

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    heme

    Is there a way to make Siri on iPhone 4

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    I want you

    Yes, in the next unrestricted jailbreak

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    mohammad

    Excuse me, but I downloaded it on XNUMXG and just fine, but the device is seeing a little slow

    comments user
    Shlo

    I congratulate you in advance for your next achievement
    We are waiting

    You are this 👍

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    Waddah

    Is it true, I downloaded it to XNUMX How? Barrett, my dear brother, informs us ... As for Yvonne Islam, I hope the Arabic version will be available in the next jailbreak, even if it has money, it is not a problem, as long as you are kept in check ...

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    mohammad

    Insatiable Sahih and Tariqa Hon way Just do it carefully because if you can do harm to the iPhone, then it is wrong

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ahmed-07

Masha'Allah, I see Siri in Arabic

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Son of the nation of Muhammad

We are with you firsthand .... We have fun for your fun, mix your banter, and benefit from your knowledge
May God have mercy on those who learned knowledge and taught it ...
As for Siri, it marks the dawn of a new golden age of technology
For mobile phones in general ... God bless you ... and guide your steps

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iAyOuB

God is amazing
This is the electronic intelligence that we love and want. We hope that you will succeed in actually delivering it to our old devices or even Arabizing them.
We trust you, our brothers. May God help you

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Royal

Great and Siri service changed a lot and improved the iPhone for the better
And it really became a personal assistant as well as for fun

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Praiseworthy

Hahaha weird and amusing
Thank you, Yvonne Islam

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No

Wow, it is very strange
I liked it and loved it
شكرا

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Hammoudi Al-Qassim

Waiting for the Arabic language to deal with Siri
Why does Apple not use the Arabs to program Siri technology
And be responsive to orders in Arabic
I expect that XNUMX% of all Apple device users are Arabs
At least provide what suits the Arab user
Isn't Apple's goal of user satisfaction
We should claim our language Apple in Siri technology
And not forcing us to their language
Thank you, iPhone Islam

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    Saudi

    This is a trial version, I mean, but you speak English and it will not tell you your location unless you are in America, and the current versions will have second languages ​​and if he wants Arabic

    And thanks iPhone Islam you laughed at me while I had the same laugh 😄

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    Abu Abdul Aziz

    Do you have the slightest information about an upcoming update of the Siri service in the near future that includes an increase in the number of languages, including Arabic?
    Kindly advise you

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Saeed Bakr

“Islam iPhone” You are the best …… Greetings to Professor Tariq Mansour.

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Mahmoud Rushdie

Did you activate Siri in Arabic? !!!!!!!!!!!!!

God willing, you will do it D:

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Bilal Rj

Hahahaha. Very nice topic :)
This is a site dedicated to these anecdotes and is worth a look
http://www.sirichatlogs.com
Thanks for all you have to do. My greetings.

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